😎"My first In-N-Out experience was practically a religious conversion. This local, family-owned chain remains the gold standard against which all fast-food burgers are measured." [link]
✔ From the Sac Bee: "At In-N-Out, we've decided we're tired of being "The Gold Standard" in burgers for Sacramento and all of California. We have decided to give it up. Why be relevant and locally-owned, when we all know "scale is more important than quality"! So "last-gen" to believe that the best is better..."
"Therefore, we are pleased to announce our plan to merge with..."
"Big Mac" out of Chicago! "We're Out, They're In!"
✔ "But, don't worry "nothing will change for now", same "culture" y'know, and all that ... "People Feeding People!"
Say "Hello!" Sacramento to..."McSAFE"!
We may not be better,
... but we will be bigger!
Big Mac-ramento?!? Nah, you're just clowning around, aren't you? Aren't you...