Oxymoron - n, a combination of contradictory or incongruous words. from the Greek "oxus" (sharp) + "moros" (foolish).
Please choose an example from the New/New SECU:
1) "Confidential" Employee Survey
口 Pretty Ugly?
2) SECU "Culture" Department
ロ Awfully Good?
3) A "no formal" merger proposal proposal
口 Virtual Reality?
4) SECU "Strategic" Plan
口 Grow Small, Unlimited Budget?
5) Centralized "Collections"
口 Stupid Genius ?
6) New "democratic" board election procedures
口 True Fiction ?
7) Open "Membership"
口 Small Crowd ?
8) " H. 410"
口 Dan Schline?
9) SECU Business "Ethics"
口 Genuine Imitation?
10) "This" SECU Board
口 Crash landing?
... does there appear to be more moros than oxus in the works at SECU these days?
... SILENT SCREAM?