The Modern Credit Union Circa 2025: The Danger Of In-Breeding Via Merger

     

                     Before And After?

The Hornless Unicorn**:  a sub-species of unicorn which does not possess any distinctive qualities nor characteristics. 

 

The hornless variety often lacks the strength of spirit, stamina, and vitality of its thoroughbred ancestors. Narcissistic, must be groomed regularly, tends to overeat. Hard to distinguish in a herd, frequently mistaken for the common horse. 

 

Selective breeding experiments have largely failed. The results of these mergers have tended to produce progeny most closely resembling a mule - i.e., half horse and half ass. 

 

✓ Rapidly declining in numbers, extinction has been predicted.  

   No purpose? ... sounds sorta pointless! 

**The Modern Zoology Reference Textbook (Random House, fifth edition, 2021),