"A merger of equals!"
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🔲 The Boards of Directors of [enter name of predator] Credit Union and [enter name of mouse] Credit Union have unanimously approved a fantastically visionary merger of equals, more or less.
🔲 Today, we begin the robust, self-realization of our shared mission and journey toward boundless possibilities in service to our [enter current #] members and our eight billion potential members worldwide. A brave new world no longer constrained by a deeply-rooted community. The world will be our oyster!
🔲 This transition is Darwinian, creating a world-class financial corporation; delivering market leading global access; cutting-edge, mission critical digital capabilities; and of course, our "always-thinking-of-you", member-first approach. We haven't been able to figure this out separately, but together we can!
🔲 Our unified credit union will possess the scalability necessary to deliver greater value to our members, while streamlining business processes to conserve organizational resources, and achieve business objectives. Not to mention being flexible, low cost, and user-friendly! We haven't been able to figure this out separately, but together we can!
🔲 By joining forces, we are purposefully building something different: a financial partnership, which designs next generation, best-of-breed experiences, that are interoperable, forward-thinking, and life-enhancing! We haven't been able to figure this out separately, but together we can!
🔲 Our dreams are elucidations of your dreams. Our credit union is your solution! You don't know how to dream really big, but together we can!
🔲 "This transition is more than a milestone - it's a launchpad!" Step-by-step we will climb together toward the beyond, then throw away the ladder! Watch us sour soar, together we can!
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